PEPEMON
LAUNCHING MAY 2025
VINTAGE REVIVAL
Born in the toxic swamps of 4chan and raised on a diet of NFT scams and crypto cope, the Vintage Pepemon is a grotesque fusion of Pepe the Frog’s corpse and the rotting nostalgia of 90s Pokémon bootlegs.
OG MERCH
THE DANKEST MEME
Yes, we monetized your nostalgia.
No, we're not sorry.
These shirts are what happens when a Pepemon survives the NFT wars, outlives three crypto winters, and evolves into its final form.
HERITAGE
Some anon, high on cheap Adderall and Monster Energy, slapping together a glitched-out Pepe in MS Paint, calling it a "rare Pepémon," and watching as brainlet crypto bros fomo’d into buying it as a fucking NFT.
This abomination of pixelated irony was vomited into existence by terminally online degenerates—part shitpost, part desperate cash grab, all aesthetic degen.